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The Irreplaceable Emily Rees Issue #1
“I don’t cause commotions; I am one.” – Elphaba Thropp, Wicked
            Like shapeshifters? Confidentially, we in the deviantArt TF sphere refer to them as “WALKING TRAINWRECK CHARACTERS!” And, as you know, they’re 8 dA points* [Equivalent of $0.10] a dozen! BUT, WE THINK THAT YOU MIGHT FIND OUR SHAPESHIFTER JUST A BIT… DIFFERENT!
            Our story begins in a train station, Grand Central Station to be precise, in late October 2016. There’s elegance to the train that the airways will NEVER truly capture or ever hope to top. Among the indifferent horde of people over 35 and those ‘not worth the time’ is a blue-haired woman with big dreams of stardom and praise. “Finally, I made it to MY stage!” She struck a pose in front of the obligatory ‘Welc
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Literature
Season of the Bitch - Day 4 [Terezi Pyrope TG/TF]
Las Vegas, NV
Still on a Friday night
            “The reason for the rush is the staff wanted to give us premium seats for the second showing of DmC: Devil May Cry tonight.” Emily unlocked the car and made her way into the driver’s seat. “Load that briefcase in the trunk and let’s get out of here.”
            Ashley silently went along with Emily’s directions until the car was a mile away from the casino. The quiet gave her a chance to shut out Emily’s convoluted story and let her focus on exactly how to phrase the pressing question. “Why are we doing all of this? What is keeping you from just throwing Undyne into the sun OR something else equally absurd? You DID manage to kill someone in FULL VIEW in New York City without consequence.”
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Literature
Season of the Bitch - Day 3 [Statue TF/Inanimate]
Las Vegas, NV
On a Friday Afternoon
            Emily glanced at the Charger’s fuel gauge once they passed the Las Vegas sign landmark. She almost forgot how awful the fuel economy for the vehicle was in practice. Twenty-three miles to the gallon, on average, assuming a lot of luck and minimal city driving. It was no wonder the real owner opted to replace the 19 gallon fuel tank with one almost double that capacity. Still, working around the consumption did pose a major issue. “I’m going to stop for gas before we enter the Strip.” She pulled the wad of cash from Ashley’s bag, took $100 and returned the rest to the bag. “We’re likely going to need somewhere in the range of $300 in gas to cover the 2600+ miles.”
            Ashley subtly counted the remaining cash. “Those are awfully specific numbers, Carol. Are you basing the
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Literature
Season of the Bitch - Day 2 [EXPOSITION HO!]
Desert outside of Las Vegas, NV
On a Friday morning  
            A red Dodge Charger sat idling undisturbed near the crimson hills just outside of the greater Las Vegas area. The collection of broken laptops and empty tuna cans suggested some form of life had made camp there recently. It must be hard to imagine that a drunken mistake could drive a person to this, but here were all of the signs. The engine finally turned off as a figure emerged into clear view from the reclined driver’s seat. Her pink hair and glasses confirm her as none other than the infamous Emily Rees. How exactly did she end up in the desert?
            Emily should have known better than to entertain the whims of someone who wanted to gain the title of ‘undying’. Undyne’s quirks were enjoyable at first, but they soon began to grate on Emily’s last ne
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Season of the Bitch - Day 1 of 13 [Wicke TG/TF]
     Lady Ebony Darkness [true believers remember her from my FIRST public story] sat alone in her room writing her latest journal entry for her followers. “Welcome back to my realm of darkness and shadow.” She narrated during typing. “I am pleased to report that the upsurge in recent chaos is more than enough to justify my dark rebirth into a true harbinger of despair. Channel your energy towards me in a river of misery…” The journal draft abruptly ended when an uninvited guest opened the pitch black room’s door.
“Ashley, lunch is ready!” The illusion broke instantly: the LADY OF DARKNESS lives with her mother in upstate New York state suburbia. “I made your favorite version of mac and cheese.”
    “Uggh, get out of here. I’m TRYING to commune among my coven.” ‘Ebony’ replied indignantly. “You know how much this outlet means to me! I’m a to
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Cool Cat TGs the Kids: [Peridot TG/TF/MC]
            Cool Cat garnered quite a fair bit of attention for his recent deeds. He stopped a bully from bringing a gun onto school campus, won $100 from a writing contest and won class presidency! Everyone loves Cool Cat and Cool Cat loves everyone!
            “I’m bored.” Cool Cat said aloud while staring at clouds in the backyard. Neither a nap nor exercises managed to overcome his melancholy. “How can I help the kids if I have already saved them? Butch is in jail and everyone is happy!” The existential dilemma tormented his very core. “But I’m not happy… Why?”
            Daddy Derek opened the backdoor with unexpected guests. “Hey, Cool Cat! The police sent over someone to ask you to help!” One of the figures was an adult male with a slight beard and sunglasses. The other
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Literature
Beer and Loathing in Manhattan (Undyne TF)
            Amy Denault had always been obsessed with fantasy escapism in one form or another for most of her life. The ‘dress up’ games from childhood led to elaborate costumes in elementary school, theater tech in high school and, eventually, LARPing as an adult. The twenty-three year old certainly didn’t look the part of the cosplay-crazed types, but that was because she wanted to keep the identities distinctly separate. Her short brunette hair cut, drab clothes and thick glasses made her a dead ringer for Velma from Scooby Doo. She took comfort in having such a mundane ‘civilian identity’ because it made the alter egos much more exciting. She had put in months of overtime for her guild in exchange for an elusive piece of information supposedly leading her to a shapeshifter.
           “I hope this isn’t an elaborate April Fool’s Day prank.
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Literature
A Night of Surprises [Emily x Reader]
You’re not quite sure how you managed to end up in Emily’s apartment, but here you are. The evening prior to the moment is a blur apart from the initial reason you had stepped out. You HAD to go to Gamestop today, didn’t you? Emily has stepped aside into her bathroom, leaving you in the living room. You try to occupy yourself with her electronics to limited success. The computer terminal is locked down with a mechanism covered in completely foreign characters. Rather than entering that rabbit hole, you look at the ‘active’ video game console options. The PS3 seems to be the easiest one to ‘piece together’ for the moment. Maybe you could load up something on Netflix. This isn’t THAT, is it?
The console boots up with a custom startup noise. You can’t quite name the artist, but the lyrics about ‘no games’ say enough on their own. The game loaded in the disc drive is an import game that you can’t make sense of.
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Literature
Corporate Over-Sight: A Tracer/Lena Oxton TG/TF
Jeffrey Kaplan, vice president of Blizzard Entertainment and director of Overwatch, had a serious problem. His position to assert his creative control over the project had generated controversy. He had acted to remove an element of the game entirely based on one comment from the forums. The atmosphere around the office was quiet that morning since the CEO and President of the parent company, Robert Kotick, was reportedly on his way to ‘solve’ the issue. The code monkeys handling inserting meme-centric cosmetic skins hid in their cubicles in hopes that they wouldn’t be cut like the employees in the ‘underperforming’ studios. Even Jeff went out of his way to lock the door to his office in the corner of the main ‘productivity’ floor. He had requested for IT to temporarily disable his internet and phone line until ‘the internet stopped being mad at him’. However, the best laid plans of mice and men are nothing compared to the power of t
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Literature
The Emily Rees Christmas Special
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. At least I hope that there weren’t any mice. I had already blown a few grand on pest control a few months prior. Want to experience the fun of pests? Rent an apartment in New York City.
I’m already off the intended rhyme scheme.  I’m sure I can justify this shift under the guise of ‘subversive free verse’. Isn’t Post-Modernism great?
The stockings were hung on the range hood with care in hopes that they would actually dry there. The computers were all powered down; dreaming of Steam Sales and consoles blown the fuck out. My collection of plush, totally normal for an adult, was in a huddle and I settled in for a winter snuggle. When on the fire escape there arose such a clatter, I sprung from my bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I moved like a flash; it was faster than your original character’s spindash. I opened
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Literature
Breaking Into the Industry: [Multiple TG/TFs]
       John Maimen, a Portland bar owner, stood outside of his establishment ‘Meme Bar’ waiting for the scheduled performer to show up. Originally, the plan was for a local band called ‘Dank Stankfinger’ to play the week, but they cancelled that morning. Now his only option was some sort of magic show that he found on Craigslist in the ‘gigs’ section. “Getting caught off guard like this wasn’t part of my plan. Maybe I can bribe the band playing at ‘9gag-order’ to come here instead….” Before he could call it in, his act arrived.
“I’m sorry that I wasn’t here sooner. The FAA required more paperwork than usual.” John looked up slightly above eye level to see a girl, who couldn’t be older than a teenager, levitating off of the ground. “Be aware that I am an amateur when it comes to magic shows.”
       “Whatever, kid. I’ll pay
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Literature
YOU'RE A SQUID NOW. [Inkling TG/TF]
“Crap! My soaker is jammed!” Tim Cameron lamented as he tried to clear an oatmeal jam in an old Super Soaker CPS 2500 that he had since childhood. “I told you that using the Nickelodeon slime recipe was a bad idea, Scott.” A quick look inside of the loading tank confirmed the worst fear: the oatmeal component of the orange ‘slime’ had settled in. “If we start now, then we MIGHT be able to have these tanks cleared before the actual game comes out.”
Scott Cousteau, no relations to the French oceanographer, shook his CPS Splashzooka in similar frustration. “The chemistry for this mixture is completely sound.” Scott, a major in chemistry, didn’t want to admit that a small miscalculation on his part took an already absurd plan and made it even worse. “Give me a few minutes to fiddle with the dilution of the ink.” Tim tossed over his super soaker quite aggressively. “Look, I know that we’re already runn
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Literature
The Girl Who Lived
Ripley had always been a special girl because of her condition. Most people would see the absence of a leg as a curse, yet she came to embrace it once she realized a few adjustments to her prosthetic could make her the fastest thing alive. All it took was installing a jet engine and painting it blue for her to break the sound barrier on a whim. Unfortunately, the speed was so high that it ripped open a hole in time that caused Emily to become an eight year old physically again. Ripley apologized and now treats her like a little sister because she is a nice person. Emily is fine with this because she never had a chance to be innocent. Also, she now has octopus tentacles since she forgot how to hide the fact she is an octopus pretending to be a human.
One day Ripley was doing her usual fast around the world travels to see if she could undo what happened to Emily. She made her way to an ancient temple where bad guys buried an ancient evil over 9000 years ago. Ripley set off booby trap lik
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EmilyRees Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
You're welcome.
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PhoenixDaimon Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
hey, you said you had writer's block, so want some advice?
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EmilyRees Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
I'm working on the story right now. You can partially blame Sin and Punishment 2 for the delay. =/
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PhoenixDaimon Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Hey, I am going somewhere where I won't have internet right away, so I am in no rush. I just had a few suggestions, if you needed it
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EmilyRees Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
Sorry. I didn't mean to come across as hostile. The emoticon at the end was in reference to Sin and Punishment 2. Feel free to note me the ideas. I'm terribly sorry if I came across in a negative light.
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PinkBimbo Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010
Thanks so much for the watch, boo!
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capricornamy Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2010
Thanks for watching
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Erekan Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2010   Photographer
Thankin' ye' kindly for teh watch
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PhoenixDaimon Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the watch, and nice story
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InertialElement Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010   Writer
Thank you for the watch. =)
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