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Flavor of the Month: A DEFAULT FORTNITE SKIN TG by EmilyRees Flavor of the Month: A DEFAULT FORTNITE SKIN TG :iconemilyrees:EmilyRees 24 2
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The Adventures of Ripley Rapier
"The Adventures of Ripley Rapier Across the Infinite Timelines"
    “I still remember the day we shot my older sister to the prime timeline using the energy from that anti-matter bomb detonated in New-Akkad. We had to get the energy to rip a tear in time and space itself from somewhere. Most people were horrified to see a whole section of a planet vanish. I simply smiled knowing that my main distraction was gone. Now I could figure out how to reliably travel without taking advantage of such annihilation.” – Ripley Rapier, 2055
    4:21 AM… Ripley rolled over to see the same time on her alarm clock that she had been seeing for three consecutive weeks. Her AI assistant suggested it was all a coincidence, but no self-respecting Applied Theoretical Physicist believed in such randomness. Something or someone was trying to communicate with her. ‘DU’ was the current translation for the numbers based on a direct conver
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Literature
The Main Event [Incidental TFs]
"The Main Event"
AKA: The Irreplaceable Emily Rees Issue #7
Reminder: This is canon
            Our story resumes in Amelia’s apartment as she plans her next move. Encounters with local oddities and indulging the locals’ fantasies had brought her no closer to her dream of being a successful actress, much to her dismay. Somehow, Hoffi had managed to find enough money to get Amelia the room exactly across from Emily’s apartment. Amelia wanted to question the logic of living in a different room, but she couldn’t complain about the rent-free room. She removed her green jacket ahead of collapsing onto the mattress in the center of the room. “Uggh… How long until someone who MATTERS notices me?” Muscle memory made the process of pulling out an IPA from the micro-fridge effortless. She took two initial chugs to calm her anxiety. “Who knew that being a shapeshifter was so hard?” She acc
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Literature
2017 Christmas Crossover Story
The following is canon.
Prologue: - Located in a dimension FAR away from our own.
            “All Father, the Progonos [ancient precursor civilization; long speculated about in both Rep and Mam cultures] Eliminator is up and running!” The rep squealed with excitement at the prospect of his fringe research project finally coming to fruition. “All it needs is your authorization to… No, this can’t be right?” Suddenly, a series of explosions rocked the room.
            “Set the device to attack the highest concentration of mams with the lowest defenses! I want Victory by Nardokahn! [Rep holiday celebrated that is roughly equivalent to a solstice.] Give me results or I’ll use your corpse as fertilizer!” All Father teleported off of the ship to an unseen location where another ship lay in wait. He would survive to
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The Return of the 'Senseless Violence Squad' :iconemilyrees:EmilyRees 7 5
*Rock pun goes here* TETRIS IN BEDROCK by EmilyRees *Rock pun goes here* TETRIS IN BEDROCK :iconemilyrees:EmilyRees 4 0
Literature
Star Wars TG/TF: A Reflection of the 'Culture'
            [Tentative placeholder name] walked into their apartment after a long day of shopping.
 
BREAKING NEWS! Emily Rees has released NEW details of a NEW transformation. Let’s cut to an, already in progress, reaction to that announcement:
THE SHIFTING SHAPE – A TRANSFORMATION CULTURE PODCAST [Episode 88]
????: Hello, everyone and welcome to the 88th Episode of SHIFTING SHAPE. As always, I’m your host Chase Sporano along with the usual suspects. Introduce yourselves to the audience.
????2: I’m Chuck De Jeuner bringing DA NOISE from the streets. *Presses a button on a 2002 Newgrounds soundboard. The exact sound is muted for copyright.*
????3: I’m Rich of CritiqueGadgetNorthAmerica with an exclusive DorkCube deal for you.
Chase: Rich, we’re going to hold those promotions until AFTER the main course today. Maybe you should use that LISTEN-IN voucher to get that audio book that teaches you how to pay attentio
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LOSS of Pear by EmilyRees LOSS of Pear :iconemilyrees:EmilyRees 2 1
Literature
Rip's Clips Volume 1 Part 2 [FEATURING HOFFI]
INT. The studio – Night
Ripley’s hair dye job is now complete. Though, the result is barely different from your preconceived notion.
                                                Ripley
            I bet you NEVER expected to see anything further from the Sisterly Bonding story.
The door in the distance opens suddenly. CLAIRE walks into the room.
                                                Claire
       
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Rip's Clips Volume 1 Part 1 [LOST STORIES]
Rip’s Clips Pilot:                                             Volume 1                                            4/1/2017
                                                                        Act One
FADE
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Season of the Bitch Sidestory [VISION QUEST Act 1]
CH13F PROS3CUTOR’S OFF1C3 >: ) 
D3NV3R, COLOR4DO
A Tuesday morning [Late October 2016, remember?]
            “Maybe legalizing weed was a bad idea for this state…” Emily tried to reorient after a long night celebrating Terezi’s inexplicable ascension to legitimate legal power. “Did a single person in the police department or local government ask to see your qualifications?”
            “TH3Y'D H4V3 TO BE BL1ND TO NOT S33 TH4T 1'M TH3 B3ST S34T FOR TH1S POS1T1ON" Terezi spun around her red desk chair for the hundredth time. “YOU R34LLY OUTSHON3 TH1S T1M3, 3M1LY; 1 W3NT FROM M1NOR L34GU3 M3SS UP TO M4JOR C4S3 SQU4D 1N L3SS TH4N 72 HOURS" She felt over the fresh Braille printing on a piece of evidence for her first ‘real’ case. The pawns in forensics called it ‘2High4U’ and left a note that it had to be destroyed after
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9/11imals: The Dark Generation: Episode 1
            “We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.” –President George W. Bush
            It’s hard to be President… Especially when you know there are so many mysteries out there that you could be solving. What’s the point of being the Leader of the Free World if you aren’t free to lead the world’s ace clue finders? Scooby Doo was my favorite role model growing up. Nowadays I do what I can to solve my own mystery: where did it all go wrong? I have some really cool friends helping me. They come later.
Scene 1 – The Painting Room [Section of the Bush compound, Maine] Early October 2016
            I was busy working on a portrait of a veteran when he asked me the most profound question I had heard in years. He asked, “Why did you send us over there?
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Literature
The Irreplaceable Emily Rees Issue #1
“I don’t cause commotions; I am one.” – Elphaba Thropp, Wicked
            Like shapeshifters? Confidentially, we in the deviantArt TF sphere refer to them as “WALKING TRAINWRECK CHARACTERS!” And, as you know, they’re 8 dA points* [Equivalent of $0.10] a dozen! BUT, WE THINK THAT YOU MIGHT FIND OUR SHAPESHIFTER JUST A BIT… DIFFERENT!
            Our story begins in a train station, Grand Central Station to be precise, in late October 2016. There’s elegance to the train that the airways will NEVER truly capture or ever hope to top. Among the indifferent horde of people over 35 and those ‘not worth the time’ is a blue-haired woman with big dreams of stardom and praise. “Finally, I made it to MY stage!” She struck a pose in front of the obligatory ‘Welc
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Literature
Season of the Bitch - Day 4 [Terezi Pyrope TG/TF]
Las Vegas, NV
Still on a Friday night
            “The reason for the rush is the staff wanted to give us premium seats for the second showing of DmC: Devil May Cry tonight.” Emily unlocked the car and made her way into the driver’s seat. “Load that briefcase in the trunk and let’s get out of here.”
            Ashley silently went along with Emily’s directions until the car was a mile away from the casino. The quiet gave her a chance to shut out Emily’s convoluted story and let her focus on exactly how to phrase the pressing question. “Why are we doing all of this? What is keeping you from just throwing Undyne into the sun OR something else equally absurd? You DID manage to kill someone in FULL VIEW in New York City without consequence.”
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Literature
Season of the Bitch - Day 3 [Statue TF/Inanimate]
Las Vegas, NV
On a Friday Afternoon
            Emily glanced at the Charger’s fuel gauge once they passed the Las Vegas sign landmark. She almost forgot how awful the fuel economy for the vehicle was in practice. Twenty-three miles to the gallon, on average, assuming a lot of luck and minimal city driving. It was no wonder the real owner opted to replace the 19 gallon fuel tank with one almost double that capacity. Still, working around the consumption did pose a major issue. “I’m going to stop for gas before we enter the Strip.” She pulled the wad of cash from Ashley’s bag, took $100 and returned the rest to the bag. “We’re likely going to need somewhere in the range of $300 in gas to cover the 2600+ miles.”
            Ashley subtly counted the remaining cash. “Those are awfully specific numbers, Carol. Are you basing the
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If you can't already tell, I'm not putting any money towards the Cool Cat indiegogo because the 50% threshold wasn't met and I wouldn't want my $50 to simply go to feeding an extra. Instead, I decided to spend that money I set aside on something to improve the 'quality of life' for my personal little media server.

Clearly, there is a MASSIVE hole in the market that the vibrant Cool Cat community wants to be filled. This may not be much, but I've decided that now is the time to write the sequel that the community deserves. I am proud to announce my upcoming crossover story is 'Cool Cat Vs. The Incel Menace Parts 1 - 3' or, if you'd prefer, 'Cool Cat: Incel-ity War'. I can't guarantee when the first part will be up, but the planned finale will be on May 23rd. You're welcome.

Edit 5/22/2018: The story is coming along, but not at the necessary pace to post it tomorrow. It will be done when I think it is ready, but time will tell. I'm dealing with some social upheaval in my friend circle mixed with some other fun factors. Not that anyone particularly cares.
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:icongmquilmataalpha:
GMQUilmataalpha Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
*Vibrates into your reality*
Hello
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ThatLawler Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
What do you think of that idiot @forester_nathan blocking you and one of my favorite YouTubers, EmpLemon, on Twitter?
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EmilyRees Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
>they accuse me of wanting to fuck fish
>they think I'm a feminist

Yep, as expected: :iconmonstermaster13: continues to be an idiot and a coward for hiding behind a block.

Oh, in case they read this [and I KNOW they will], I found that 'ridicule' story against me that they tried to bury.
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ThatLawler Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist

I love your stories and I agree with you on feminism. Also, Nathan’s most recent drama-starting event was implying that EmpLemon was a “lolcow” for mocking a ridiculously bad 30-minute long Bob the Builder rant video on Twitter.

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EmilyRees Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks.

Who in their right mind would call EmpLemon a 'lolcow'? He made THE SIMPSONS GREEN.
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Wowza48 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
yadhtrib yppah ||| happy birthday
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AlphaShitlord Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
    𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓫𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓭𝓪𝔂!
Will Smith Tada emoticonSuper Fantastic Golden Platter Cake 3D Will Smith Tada Emoticon But I Flipped It Over by AlphaShitlord 
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EmilyRees Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks
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Nitro-The-Flygon Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2017
Yo, happy birthday!
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EmilyRees Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks
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