Mari Makinami TGTF Caption

Here's my first posted caption that uses my 'whipping boy' character Matthew. This is a parody work that I haven't profited from in any fashion, so it falls under protected speech. I have intentional 'plot holes' worked in so I can easily write more things that happen in this universe.

Mari 'Illustrious' Makinami is copyright to the GAINAX Corporation.

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Note: This is basically a 'pilot' caption meant to give you an idea of my style of captioning.